The Cat No Longer Has My Tongue
Previous Angree Bruther Commentary

Email This Article To A Friend

Greetings folks, I hope that today finds everyone blessed and highly favored. It has been a couple of weeks since I have written a commentary, and it’s good to be back. I would like at this time to once again thank the gentlemen of Highergroundonline for blessing me with the opportunity to share my thoughts with the world on a weekly basis. Now with that being said, what I am about to embark on today, may get my ass tossed from this site all together. For I am sure I am about to ruffle some feathers out there. So let me speak for the Heads of Highergroundonline now by saying:

The thoughts and actions of Angree Bruther are not the thoughts and actions of Highergroundonline.com but solely the thoughts Angree Bruther.


With that being said, let my banishment or cheers begin.

Over the last five years or so, I have accepted the homosexuality phenomenon that has been circulating throughout the world. I have watched television shows, seen athletes come out and read books by gay authors here and there. Hell I have watched Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen Degeneres and even confused ass Ann Heche (gay one season, married to a man the next) all come out to the world. During all this I have kept to myself, tight lipped changing the subject or avoiding the “so what do you think about the homosexual phenom?” question.

However, I guess you can keep a lid on a boiling pot for only so long until the shit hits the fan… Well folks that time is here.

I “popped” sometime last week, it was sometime before watching the first episode of “The Real World Philadelphia”, but after revisiting the Madonna Britney Spears kiss on the MTV awards yet it was close to when gay marriages started to become acceptable in damn near every state, but subsequent to the time when I heard there was a 24 hour gay television network coming to a channel near you soon.

I can’t pinpoint the actual “pop”, as you can see it’s a culmination of everything listed above plus the half of a decade of watching and being succumbed to this sick mess. Regardless of when it occurred, the time is here and here is my take.

Being gay in my eyes is like damn near the equivalence of engaging in sexual activity with your sibling or eating human waste and enjoying it. You must be one sick confused individual!

I don’t give a damn what doctors or anyone else says about homosexuality being a trait your born with, that is a crock of mess to me. People are born with an obesity gene or a stuttering problem, hereditary traits, I fail to believe you come out your mother’s womb attracted to the opposite sex. And until there is proven scientific fact of that, I will stand by this statement.

I strongly feel this excessive amount of homosexuality that is circulating throughout the nation is just a phase. If MTV and all these other network heads would promote masculinity then trust me we would have just that. Yet, we have a bunch of flamboyant sassy looking cats walking around here, cause they can. Looking like a hot damn mess.

I wrote a couple of months ago about the Apocalypse being near; my thoughts are only justified when I take a trip down to Atlanta, GA a city where woman outnumber men by at least 5:1 and African American women out number there ethnic counterparts by a larger number. Yet you have one of the strongest male homosexual populations in the United States. What in the hell is wrong with this picture? If this isn’t Satan coming and GOD coming back to get his true soldiers, I don’t know what is. Being gay in Atlanta is like being a child living in candy store yet yearning that it was a fruit market. And a message for you “down low” brothers in Atlanta, take your asses somewhere, you are messing great things up for straight brothers!

I know this piece has mainly focused on the men, so for the lesbians, in closing let me speak to you for a minute. I have been told that it’s now very popular for you all to use some type of strap-on penis looking mechanism on your female partners…what the??? If this doesn’t prove how confused these people are what in the world will? If you’re going to use a fake penis on one another, why not just get the real thing?

I don’t want anything to drink, but when it rains I run outside and open my mouth to taste the water. It sounds senseless doesn’t it? My point exactly.

Until next time people, get it together.

Peace

Angree Bruther

Got a thought or comment? Maybe a suggestion for Angree? E-mail him at angreeb@highergroundonline.com