Dear President Carter...
I hope that this letter finds you in good spirits and I trust that things are going well for you. Actually, I know things are going well for you. You are on the news more than Osama Bin Laden…hmmm, that’s actually an interesting thought. But regardless of all that I, just like anyone else with half a brain, truly admire your business acumen and success. I may momentarily don a quizzical look when the report comes out of a specially designed Cherry Coke can or an SUV that you would never drive being made in “Jay-Z Blue” (which as far as I can tell is just “royal blue”). But hey, according to my 70-something year old pastor, you’re worth about $350 million, which he told us in the pulpit last week. Continue