Now as impressive
as that information is, it does not even take into account his countless
collaborations, which include a great number of hits, remix hits
and songs that he has ripped to shreds with his verses. We are all
well aware this has been his M.O. since day one. Remember his verse
on the remix to Kriss Kross’s “Tonight’s
The Night” or 2Pac’s “Got
My Mind Made Up?” How about Jodeci’s
“You Got It” or Montell Jordan’s
“Something 4 The Honies” Remix?
But I don’t
want to talk about the past per se. I just want to use it as a basis
for the present. I know the music biz is a “what have
you done for me lately” type industry if there ever was
one. So what I am going to talk to you about is what Redman
has done lately, and how you, Mr. Carter, as president
of the label which Reggie Noble has contributed
to the success of for the past decade and a half, could do to assist
him in achieving his optimum level of success at this juncture in
the Hip-Hop timeline…that is if you actually WANT one of your
“peers” to be successful in 2007 rather than
giving the impression that you have to come out of retirement to
“save” Hip-Hop…”Jay-Hova.”
Do you actually
want to generate revenue for your label with another veteran MC
in the spotlight? Would you really like to take another step in
becoming “Hip-Hop’s Savior” like you
(or was that Dame) did when you helped Kanye
get out into the forefront? Or is that just empty rhetoric used
to fill up bars in your verses. As one of my staff members stated,
"Is Def Jam the new Bad Boy?"
Does Jay-Z = Puffy = caring more
about his own image and music than the artists on his label? Let’s
find out.
The following
is a marketing scenario that I have devised which can’t cost
more than…let’s say $150,000 total IF DONE CORRECTLY,
for the upcoming release of Redman’s album,
“Red Gone Wild.”
In case you
were unaware, Redman has recently released a mixtape
with DJ Scoob Doo entitled “Live
from the Bricks.” I will not get into how he
basically ripped every song that he appears on. I mean, when hasn’t
he done that in his entire career?? But I will point out that on
the first song, also entitled “Live from the Bricks”,
he states the following:
“Any
conversation of rap, I’m in it
I stay on n!ggas minds like ball cap fitteds
About my business
Call on the man
You damn right I put the Def back in the Jam
I ain’t gon talk about what Jay ain’t doing
I K.I.M. the problem…Keep It Moving”
Well,
Reggie may not want to talk about it, but I am going to
talk about what you could do for one of your most deserving artists,
Mr. President.
Track #8 on
this “Live from the Bricks”
mixtape is entitled “Brick City Champion”,
and it just so happens that Redman chose the instrumental
to your current hit song “Lost Ones.”
As we’ve already established, he rips the track as is par
for the course. But as I was listening to it, an epiphany came to
me. ”Jay should take this verse and make
a remix featuring Red for “Lost Ones”
and put it out in anticipation of Red’s album
release.”
Ummm...how hard
is that?? Not only is it your song as an artist, but you are also
the president of the label. You don’t have clear it with anyone!
Red is also on the label and therefore there is
no label red tape AT ALL to go through. Just put
it out! In fact, I already made it. You can use this one if you
like…
Jay-Z
ft. Redman - Lost Ones (Remix)
Now, if I could
truly orchestrate this whole thing, I would suggest
you throwing a new verse on the beat real quick, which shouldn’t
take long since you don’t write anything down. Talk about
Brooklyn to match up with Red talking about Newark,
and email it to Funk Flex to play tonight for a
half hour straight with 300 bombs dropped on it. Send it out to
the rest of radio the next morning and it will be the #1 requested
song in a matter of hours. You’ll have “the internet
going nuts” as well. Trust me.
(As
of now, I don’t think I’ve cost you very much money
if, any at all.)
So now to the
only real cost…The Remix Video. But here’s
the thing. It should not be some big budget monstrosity. Have your
secretary send an office-wide email inquiring if there are any wannabe
video directors/film students around the office. I’m sure
there are 10 people in various cubes surfing the web right now that
could do it with 2 cameras and a Macbook. Get someone
with some short film experience and give them this…I even
storyboarded the joint for you: |